Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Monroe Doctrine
To prevent future corner outfield colonization and remain neutral in future Central Division title wars, the Twins have agreed to terms with another player with a predilection for toeing the Mendoza line.
After some uncharacteristic hot stove dabbling at the Winter Meetings, the Twins front office has returned to their Page 2 off-season acquisition ways. In other words, if this were a Comcast commercial, Bill Smith and Ron Gardenhire would be the Slowskys and be swearing their loyalty to DSL.
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