Tuesday, December 11, 2007


The Monroe Doctrine

To prevent future corner outfield colonization and remain neutral in future Central Division title wars, the Twins have agreed to terms with another player with a predilection for toeing the Mendoza line. Tony Batista Juan Castro Ramon Ortiz Craig Monroe will, however, provide that ever-elusive veteran leadership, probably take at-bats from young 'uns like Dude Yer Gettin' A Delmon and also battle his tail off.

After some uncharacteristic hot stove dabbling at the Winter Meetings, the Twins front office has returned to their Page 2 off-season acquisition ways. In other words, if this were a Comcast commercial, Bill Smith and Ron Gardenhire would be the Slowskys and be swearing their loyalty to DSL.

Ahh...I heart Delmon's new name :) It's perfect!
I agree, Jensen! I can just see Bill Smith saying that to Gardy after the trade went through
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