Friday, April 04, 2008
Telly Hughes Is On The Case
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Blogger is stupid. Put this together in your heads with the post below
TOP 6TH
Apparently Telly was on to our linking to his blog (Go Here) because tonight's post was magically deleted. The pregame was redeemable through Technorati caches, however. In any case, RK had to go attend to domestic tranquility, so you are all stuck with me here on out.
Telly, I'm onto your bag of tricks. Like ending every blog post with an exclamation point. Should've patented that shit buddy...
If Rocket Bats keeps pitching like this I might have to...shiver...refer to him as our staff ace.
Any more shots to the mask like that one, Joe, and those SI covers will disappear quicker than my tax refund just did (on salt water taffy, expensive books for next semester, and a tank of gas, incidentally).
RK dislikes anagram machines, adopting the DIY punk aesthetic, but I can't resist searching for Mark Grudzielanek. To wit:
Amaze Drunk Leg Irk
Glazed Arm Nuke Irk
Grazed Real Kink Mu
Oh, and nice inning ending double play.
BOTTOM 6TH, Mellizos 4, Reales 3
On the Lamb: Decent Batting Averages.
John Bale, just another former Japanese Player once traded for Gary Mathews, Jr. to settle down and take care of the Twins' assbats. Project: Bunt more.
TOP 7TH, TEAM OF 10,000 LAKES 4, TEAM OF...THE SEE STATE 3
DEATH METAL!!! And in honor of Rocket Bats battling back from a rough start, I proclaim the doughy faced boy scout Scotty to be one step closer to a hairy mammal really good at basketball:
In good news, Ian Kennedy, that essential but missing piece in the Johan trade discussions, got slapped around by Tampa today. And Boston also lost. And Detroit is still winless. Hey, 1 and 3 doesn't seem so horrible does it?
TOP 8TH, BIFURCATED UTERI 4, MONARCHICAL SOVEREIGNS 3
As long as Jimmy Gobble is around the Royals will never have turned a corner, regardless of their record. You all watch.
With Gomez on 2nd, a dribbler to short oughta get him in.
And, if small sample sizes get you going, Jacob Ellsbury is comparatively hitting .183 thus far. But size doesn't matter right?
And, finally, a LaTroy Hawkins daily update: 0.2 IP 6 H 6 R 6ER 0BB 0K 1HR 31.50ERA
"Wrong Side of 30" theory looking good....
I maintain that Jimmy Gobble is a harbinger of baseball ineptitude.....
BOTTOM 8TH
Death Metal: Exit light, enter night.
TOP 9TH
WHAT! It's the 9th inning and we have a lead...why this is like having a grilled stuft burrito after a long dry spell.
We signed Monroe because...
BOTTOM 9TH
Twitch n' Pitch doesn't get to enjoy these pressure-packed save situation too often these days, so he couldn't just come in and go 1-2-3.
Ya see! Ya see!
POSTGAME
I'm a tad ashamed to be professing unbridled excitement at having beat the Royals, but they were undefeated and the win was, as they say, textbook Twins.
Blogger is stupid. Put this together in your heads with the post below
TOP 6TH
Apparently Telly was on to our linking to his blog (Go Here) because tonight's post was magically deleted. The pregame was redeemable through Technorati caches, however. In any case, RK had to go attend to domestic tranquility, so you are all stuck with me here on out.
Telly, I'm onto your bag of tricks. Like ending every blog post with an exclamation point. Should've patented that shit buddy...
If Rocket Bats keeps pitching like this I might have to...shiver...refer to him as our staff ace.
Any more shots to the mask like that one, Joe, and those SI covers will disappear quicker than my tax refund just did (on salt water taffy, expensive books for next semester, and a tank of gas, incidentally).
RK dislikes anagram machines, adopting the DIY punk aesthetic, but I can't resist searching for Mark Grudzielanek. To wit:
Amaze Drunk Leg Irk
Glazed Arm Nuke Irk
Grazed Real Kink Mu
Oh, and nice inning ending double play.
BOTTOM 6TH, Mellizos 4, Reales 3
On the Lamb: Decent Batting Averages.
John Bale, just another former Japanese Player once traded for Gary Mathews, Jr. to settle down and take care of the Twins' assbats. Project: Bunt more.
TOP 7TH, TEAM OF 10,000 LAKES 4, TEAM OF...THE SEE STATE 3
DEATH METAL!!! And in honor of Rocket Bats battling back from a rough start, I proclaim the doughy faced boy scout Scotty to be one step closer to a hairy mammal really good at basketball:
In good news, Ian Kennedy, that essential but missing piece in the Johan trade discussions, got slapped around by Tampa today. And Boston also lost. And Detroit is still winless. Hey, 1 and 3 doesn't seem so horrible does it?
TOP 8TH, BIFURCATED UTERI 4, MONARCHICAL SOVEREIGNS 3
As long as Jimmy Gobble is around the Royals will never have turned a corner, regardless of their record. You all watch.
With Gomez on 2nd, a dribbler to short oughta get him in.
And, if small sample sizes get you going, Jacob Ellsbury is comparatively hitting .183 thus far. But size doesn't matter right?
And, finally, a LaTroy Hawkins daily update: 0.2 IP 6 H 6 R 6ER 0BB 0K 1HR 31.50ERA
"Wrong Side of 30" theory looking good....
I maintain that Jimmy Gobble is a harbinger of baseball ineptitude.....
BOTTOM 8TH
Death Metal: Exit light, enter night.
TOP 9TH
WHAT! It's the 9th inning and we have a lead...why this is like having a grilled stuft burrito after a long dry spell.
We signed Monroe because...
BOTTOM 9TH
Twitch n' Pitch doesn't get to enjoy these pressure-packed save situation too often these days, so he couldn't just come in and go 1-2-3.
Ya see! Ya see!
POSTGAME
I'm a tad ashamed to be professing unbridled excitement at having beat the Royals, but they were undefeated and the win was, as they say, textbook Twins.
# posted by WV @ 9:44 PM 
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Telly Like It Is? Seriously?
And whoa, that's some bad blogging.
Really enjoying your posts again this season, guys.
Also enjoying today's game so far (via Gameday Audio, seems silly we don't just turn on a radio here in Mpls but our reception sucks today for some unknown reason).
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And whoa, that's some bad blogging.
Really enjoying your posts again this season, guys.
Also enjoying today's game so far (via Gameday Audio, seems silly we don't just turn on a radio here in Mpls but our reception sucks today for some unknown reason).
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