Wednesday, May 28, 2008
The FUTURE
PREGAME
I know I speak for WV as well when I say that at PAB, we have democratic (small d) considerations. As in, we like things that are democratic, not that we care much for the American electoral spectrum.
ANYWAY
So we're looking at this app called ScribbleLive. It would allow people to put stuff on one post (or so I think, WV runs the technical stuff here, and that's why the Praise/Bury hasn't been updated in years). Because we love the chaos of a bunch of people clamoring, I try to address comments that we get in the posts themselves, but I think ideally we'd move to posts made up entirely of comments from us and hell, anybody else who felt like piping up. I'm intrigued by these possibilities, more as this develops.
Whooooooa, we're halfway there
TOP 1ST
Well, so far ZackMorris Greinke is on pace to strike out 27
Good work, Joe, breaking that up
BOTTOM 1ST
Oh Bon Jovi. Not a great start. This does not bode well.
Bases loaded, nobody out, just where you want them!
2 outs for one run is about the best we could have hoped for there. Let's hope Greinke doesn't get all Nick Blackburn on the good guys.
Now shake it off, Bon Jovi, settle down, and go 7.
TOP 2ND, MINNY 0 KCITY 1
Oh bother.
BOTTOM 2ND, SAME
I really do enjoy these announcers. When they were talking about the hard times, I thought of that song from Strongbad's 100th email:
And this little weirdo
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that's only sorta hot
So she won't mess around with other guys
Anybody know what I'm talking about?
Brendan Harris made a good play, that, if the Antichrist from Kalamazoo (Jeter, for those not in the know) made, there would be a 30 minute Sports Center special about it the next day.
TOP 3RD, SAME
Hey hey Kayla, no worries: I never assume it's me!
Ah, here it is:
I can't wait for Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People coming to a Wii near me!
Mike λ Pierzynskis one the opposite way. Remember when AJ had 400 of those hits in like 2002?
Cargo, getting it done. I remember when Michael Kay called Alfonso Soriano "AlSo" and that was stupid. Perhaps Cargo will wear thin on me.
Unless we called him Gap Cargo Pants for teenagers who wear two much cologne (GCP4TWW2MC)
When I coached baseball, I once had a pitcher who balked 3 times in a row. True story.
It was JV.
I kinda like that techno beat outro. Oompa oompa TECHNOCHOCOLATE
BOTTOM 3RD, TWINGOS 2 ROYALES 1
Bon Jovi: Sharp as brie.
The little castle's Web Gem is helping you out Livan, you owe him a pizza.
TOP 4TH, GEMINI 2 ROIS 3
Ugh, someone tell me a joke please
BOTTOM 4TH, SAME
Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep
Runners on, fewer than two outs? That's Livan for you tonight.
Kayla, I don't think I've defended Dlmon much here, except to criticize that he hasn't done what the Twins brought him over to do. If I am on a bandwagon though, please believe it's Kubel's. I am a Kubelaniac.
?
EMH, you're right, we'll need a running gag, a turn of words, a crossword puzzle, and WHAT THE HELL, DELMON YOUNG?!
OK, a joke, a gag, a pratfall, a shot and a beer should do the trick
TOP 5, MN 2 KC 6
To answer Lefebvre's question: "How often do you see such and such guy lead off the next inning?"
Your chances are 1/9, or .111, monsieur.
BOTTOM 5TH, SAME
That 4-6-3, was, as the H to the O-V might have said in 2004 was "so necessary." Wow, that was the most obfuscating Jay-Z reference ever.
TOP 6TH, SAME
"Young Lamb... Mutton!" There was the joke! Thank you, Ryan Lefebvre!
They showed Bert again! I miss you still, Bert! My life is (even more) empty without you!
Starting to look at my watch here.
BOTTOM 6TH, SAME
Consecutive goose eggs from Bon Jovi! But I fear we may be too late. We have our joke, now I'm going to get my beer, and maybe a crossword puzzle. Oh yeah, I do the crossword every day, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
TOP 7TH
The Rubik's Kubel justifies my confidence in him
Jesus, I thought that was Robert Redford in the dugout there for a second
Holy Moroni, we scored a run!
/Mormon joke
And then squandered opportunities. I don't want to mail it in, because I am HARDCORE, but I am losing hope that we can extend the Royale w/ Cheez' losing streak
BOTTOM 7TH, LIGHT HITTING TWINS 3 THE REGALS 6
And with that misplay by Cuddy, I say:
ON STRIKE
I know I speak for WV as well when I say that at PAB, we have democratic (small d) considerations. As in, we like things that are democratic, not that we care much for the American electoral spectrum.
ANYWAY
So we're looking at this app called ScribbleLive. It would allow people to put stuff on one post (or so I think, WV runs the technical stuff here, and that's why the Praise/Bury hasn't been updated in years). Because we love the chaos of a bunch of people clamoring, I try to address comments that we get in the posts themselves, but I think ideally we'd move to posts made up entirely of comments from us and hell, anybody else who felt like piping up. I'm intrigued by these possibilities, more as this develops.
Whooooooa, we're halfway there
TOP 1ST
Well, so far Zack
Good work, Joe, breaking that up
BOTTOM 1ST
Oh Bon Jovi. Not a great start. This does not bode well.
Bases loaded, nobody out, just where you want them!
2 outs for one run is about the best we could have hoped for there. Let's hope Greinke doesn't get all Nick Blackburn on the good guys.
Now shake it off, Bon Jovi, settle down, and go 7.
TOP 2ND, MINNY 0 KCITY 1
Oh bother.
BOTTOM 2ND, SAME
I really do enjoy these announcers. When they were talking about the hard times, I thought of that song from Strongbad's 100th email:
And this little weirdo
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that's only sorta hot
So she won't mess around with other guys
Anybody know what I'm talking about?
Brendan Harris made a good play, that, if the Antichrist from Kalamazoo (Jeter, for those not in the know) made, there would be a 30 minute Sports Center special about it the next day.
TOP 3RD, SAME
Hey hey Kayla, no worries: I never assume it's me!
Ah, here it is:
I can't wait for Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People coming to a Wii near me!
Mike λ Pierzynskis one the opposite way. Remember when AJ had 400 of those hits in like 2002?
Cargo, getting it done. I remember when Michael Kay called Alfonso Soriano "AlSo" and that was stupid. Perhaps Cargo will wear thin on me.
Unless we called him Gap Cargo Pants for teenagers who wear two much cologne (GCP4TWW2MC)
When I coached baseball, I once had a pitcher who balked 3 times in a row. True story.
It was JV.
I kinda like that techno beat outro. Oompa oompa TECHNOCHOCOLATE
BOTTOM 3RD, TWINGOS 2 ROYALES 1
Bon Jovi: Sharp as brie.
The little castle's Web Gem is helping you out Livan, you owe him a pizza.
TOP 4TH, GEMINI 2 ROIS 3
Ugh, someone tell me a joke please
BOTTOM 4TH, SAME
Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep
Runners on, fewer than two outs? That's Livan for you tonight.
Kayla, I don't think I've defended Dlmon much here, except to criticize that he hasn't done what the Twins brought him over to do. If I am on a bandwagon though, please believe it's Kubel's. I am a Kubelaniac.
?
EMH, you're right, we'll need a running gag, a turn of words, a crossword puzzle, and WHAT THE HELL, DELMON YOUNG?!
OK, a joke, a gag, a pratfall, a shot and a beer should do the trick
TOP 5, MN 2 KC 6
To answer Lefebvre's question: "How often do you see such and such guy lead off the next inning?"
Your chances are 1/9, or .111, monsieur.
BOTTOM 5TH, SAME
That 4-6-3, was, as the H to the O-V might have said in 2004 was "so necessary." Wow, that was the most obfuscating Jay-Z reference ever.
TOP 6TH, SAME
"Young Lamb... Mutton!" There was the joke! Thank you, Ryan Lefebvre!
They showed Bert again! I miss you still, Bert! My life is (even more) empty without you!
Starting to look at my watch here.
BOTTOM 6TH, SAME
Consecutive goose eggs from Bon Jovi! But I fear we may be too late. We have our joke, now I'm going to get my beer, and maybe a crossword puzzle. Oh yeah, I do the crossword every day, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
TOP 7TH
The Rubik's Kubel justifies my confidence in him
Jesus, I thought that was Robert Redford in the dugout there for a second
Holy Moroni, we scored a run!
/Mormon joke
And then squandered opportunities. I don't want to mail it in, because I am HARDCORE, but I am losing hope that we can extend the Royale w/ Cheez' losing streak
BOTTOM 7TH, LIGHT HITTING TWINS 3 THE REGALS 6
And with that misplay by Cuddy, I say:
ON STRIKE
# posted by RK @ 7:51 PM 
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i've been campaigning that i hate delmon young since we traded for him (bitterness, mainly surrounding the fact that jason left me) and i guess you guys are all jumping on the bandwagon now. at least i could hope. but yeah, i figured you should know i'm keeping it old school and am continuing to dislike him over here in kayla-town.
HAHA. I WROTE THAT BEFORE HE MADE THAT SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY MISPLAY. dude, i totally win at life.
i agree with emh. no joke will do.
i agree with emh. no joke will do.
Dammit, Cuddy! ARGH! (Yesterday I posted at WinTwins.net that "Cuddy is not my buddy" and then he did better last night so I thought maybe he'd snapped out of it. No such luck, apparently.)
See, this is what strikes will do to you. I think you might need a new union president.
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, or whatever it's called, will be awesome. And I, too, am a Kubelmaniac. Finally, no two people are not on fire.
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, or whatever it's called, will be awesome. And I, too, am a Kubelmaniac. Finally, no two people are not on fire.
# posted by 
: 7:34 AM
: 7:34 AM
I like how you didn't finish the rest of this game. It really was pretty epic, I couldn't even post a (very short) blurb about it till today.
Thanks for the props on craciduloussary. I'm going to try and start using it.
...AND I WANT THE STRONG BAD GAME FOR THE WII SO BAD.
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Thanks for the props on craciduloussary. I'm going to try and start using it.
...AND I WANT THE STRONG BAD GAME FOR THE WII SO BAD.
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