Thursday, November 16, 2006
That's a Prediction That Makes it Easy to Look Smart
Everybody on the planet thought Johan would win the Cy Young? Well thanks for the hot tip, Quincy. I was hoping at least one sports writer would have had the chutzpah to throw in a Josh Beckett or a Kris Benson or a... um... Kelvim Escobar?
IN THAT SAME VEIN, WE AT PULLING A BLYLEVEN OFFER YOU PREDICTIONS FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR:
-It will be called "2007"
-The Democrats will be in control of both houses of Congress
-Robert will turn 25 sometime in August (yeah, it is kinda sad that this is the output you get from a supposedly fully functioning adult. Makes me want to drink too)
-April showers will bring May flowers
-Rush Limbaugh will pop some pain pills
-Russel Crowe will assault or verbally abuse someone
-The course will be stayed
-In the quarterly war to see who can make the most ridiculous pizza, Dominos will win 3 out of 4, with the "upside down raw pizza" narrowly beating out Pizza Hut's "Spaghettio's 'n' corn pizza"
-There'll be another British rock invasion. Again. Seriously. Every damn year it happens.
-One of those ridiculous Esurance commercials will finally make sense
-The word "skullduggery" will make a rampaging comeback into the nation's lexicon
-William will win second prize in a beauty contest and get 10 dollars
-And most importantly, Johan will win the Cy Young. You heard it here first
IN THAT SAME VEIN, WE AT PULLING A BLYLEVEN OFFER YOU PREDICTIONS FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR:
-It will be called "2007"
-The Democrats will be in control of both houses of Congress
-Robert will turn 25 sometime in August (yeah, it is kinda sad that this is the output you get from a supposedly fully functioning adult. Makes me want to drink too)
-April showers will bring May flowers
-Rush Limbaugh will pop some pain pills
-Russel Crowe will assault or verbally abuse someone
-The course will be stayed
-In the quarterly war to see who can make the most ridiculous pizza, Dominos will win 3 out of 4, with the "upside down raw pizza" narrowly beating out Pizza Hut's "Spaghettio's 'n' corn pizza"
-There'll be another British rock invasion. Again. Seriously. Every damn year it happens.
-One of those ridiculous Esurance commercials will finally make sense
-The word "skullduggery" will make a rampaging comeback into the nation's lexicon
-William will win second prize in a beauty contest and get 10 dollars
-And most importantly, Johan will win the Cy Young. You heard it here first
# posted by RK @ 6:27 PM 
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Lovely predictions might I say.. especially the last one. Lol. (I support it 100%!!)
# posted by 
: 12:11 AM
: 12:11 AM
Spaghetti-O's and corn pizza? I think I just jetered a little.
How appropriate that the Word Verification for this comment is "ishhi."
How appropriate that the Word Verification for this comment is "ishhi."
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
carmen predicts that TR will shrewdly get some unsuspecting sap to trade away major talent for peanuts (and maybe he'll throw in Willie Eyre-in-go-bragh! for good measure.)
# posted by : 2:08 PM
: 2:08 PM
megan: We didn't ask for this gift, but we're glad you agree.
laura: Nothing could sound grosser than Pizza Hut's lasagna pizza. That just shows contempt for their customers. And coming from a guy who's had pizza in Brooklyn more times than he can count (I can't count very high, but whatevs) whatever Dominos is hawking ain't that.
carmen: we like your prediction and we trust in TR's ability to see big time talent in small time players. Zito? Fuhgeddaboutit!
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laura: Nothing could sound grosser than Pizza Hut's lasagna pizza. That just shows contempt for their customers. And coming from a guy who's had pizza in Brooklyn more times than he can count (I can't count very high, but whatevs) whatever Dominos is hawking ain't that.
carmen: we like your prediction and we trust in TR's ability to see big time talent in small time players. Zito? Fuhgeddaboutit!
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